Walk the dog do the dishes
Your lips are brown from kissing ass
Sorry guys I can't make it
Maybe, next time, think I'll pass
Don't make her mad, don't make her sad,
A fate for you that's worse that death
You're a slave and you don't know it It always happens to the best

Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped
Don't you know you pussywhipped
Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped
Don't you know you Pussywhipped!!
She wants to be involved with you
I every little thing you go
Always has to add her two ants
It's obvious who wears the pants
Your friends all hate you, you don't care
Cause you've been trapped in her laiz
And hopefully one day you'll see
That pussy can be caught for free