Fuck the Middle East
There's too many problems
They just get in the way
We sure could live without them
They hijack our plans
They raise our oil prices
We'll kill them all and have a ball
BEIRUT, LEBANON – won't exist once we're done
LIBYA, IRAN – we'll flush the bastards down
the con
SYRIANS AND SHITES – crush their faces with
our might
Then ISRAEL and EGYPT can live in peace
without these dicks